12 posts tagged “qotd”
How many TVs do you have in your house?
What sort of camera do I have? How many tvs do I have?
Coming soon on QOTD: "Under which plant pot do you hide your spare key?" and "When are you likely to be out?"
Tell us two truths and a lie about yourself.
1. I live in the suburbs.
2. I am making a moussaka for supper.
3. I have a 4-inch diameter bio-mechanical eye mounted in the center of my forehead. It enables me to read the thoughts of anyone, anywhere on the planet. I use it to fight crime and win pub quizzes.
If you could eat anything you wanted, and not have to worry about gaining weight/being unhealthy/inhumane, what would you totally pig out on?
Submitted by Jay.
This question implies that there are times when I want to eat something but don't.
What's your suggestion for the Question of the Day?
Inspired by Princesskasren.
When filling out your tax return, do you prefer to use a biro or an ink pen?
When is the last time you stayed up all night?
10th May 2006.
What's one family recipe that you wish you knew how to cook?
Mother-in-law's ratatouille.
However, I would rather poke an entire biro up my nose than admit to her that (a) I like love would die for it, and (b) I can't do it even half as good. Because the conversation would go:
Norah: Ooh Mother-in-law, your ratatouille is divine. How ever do you make it so delicious?
Mother-in-law: You are fat and you never took your career seriously. Why are you still breastfeeding? You are only vegetarian to spite me. We paid for your flight here you know.
Norah: Hang on - let me write it down. Yummy.
How do you handle phone calls from telemarketers?
- Hallow! Is that Missus Sploge?
- No, I'm sorry there's no one here of that name.
- Is that Norry Shplog?
- No, sorry you must have the wrong number.
- Miss Suplog?
- Doesn't live here.
- Missus Splig?
- Never heard of her.
What are five things you're good at?
Submitted by HapaLove.
- Bare knuckle boxing.
- Topiary.
- Quadratic equations.
- Jousting.
- Gongoozling.
Who was your best (or worst) elementary school teacher?
Submitted by Minnow.
Mrs Fucking Rhodes. What a bitch. She wore a British racing green skirt suit with exactly the same colour green tights. And pixie boots. Pixie boots! And she had short pouffey eighties hair and stripy cheek makeup and huge ethnic earrings.
I hated Mrs Rhodes.
