Hypothetically speaking...

27 Feb 2008 at 19:55
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If, six months ago, when you first discovered Facebook, you had been tragic enough to send an email to a sleb who you've had a crush on for years... and if he hypothetically replied... would you hypothetically write back?

And, hypothetically, is there any way of knowing if it is actually said b-lister and not just a bored student?

Hypothetically.

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Hypothetically some 'slebs have been in the news for being on facebook - why not look through his friends list and see if you can tell from that? Small and exclusive or very very busy?

Oink (who appreciates fine thighs) wrote:
Feb 27, 2008
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Is it..... Colin Firth?

ced1969 replied to Oink (who appreciates fine thighs)’s comment:
Feb 27, 2008
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I can't believe you're suggesting that Mr. Darcy is a b-lister!!!!

Good plog Peej, but doesn't really tell me much. 40ish friends, two of whom are famous but not particularly people who you'd expect him to know / work with, and they could be fakes themselves.

Oinker - good guess. It's not him. It's not anyone, obviously, because all this is hypothetical. But it's not even hypothetically him.

And... much as I love him, I think Cozza F is most definitely b-list. He's no Johnny or George now is he.

Splogski, hmm, but 40ish shows some discernment. If said b-lister was hypothetically adding all of the many requests, they'd be far more popular, no? Although you could be right about the network of fakes.

I'm sure you're right that universally speaking, Firth is no Johnny or George, but I'd take him over either of them in a second! Actually, I'd take that stuffy Mr. Darcy....I know nothing about Mr. Firth. :-)

Oink (who appreciates fine thighs) wrote:
Feb 27, 2008
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Firth was top of my 'shag list' until I saw a picture of him recently. Now he's dropped-off (z list).

Norah - I think that you're going to have to write to him via his agent to double-check it's him on Facebook. What, you don't like that idea?

He has got a bit puffy of late, it's true.

Jonathan Ross RETURNED MY POKE ONCE.

Key to if they are them: if you can't easily add them etc. then I reckon it is really them, otherwise they'd spend all day refusing requests. Example: the lovely Stephen Fry, YES, OINK. STEPHEN FRY.