Conversations with a three-year-old
Mummy? You have to be very kind to me today.
Oh? Why's that?
Because today I'm feeling a bit bored.
I don't think you are.
I am. I'm ever so bored.
I'm not sure you know what bored means.
I do.
What does it mean then?
I want you to tell me.
No. I want you to tell me. What do you think bored means?
Well. Okay. I've got three questions. Question one; I'm feeling bored. Question two; I'm a bit delicate because I might have eaten a sugar ant. Question three; well, what's question three Mummy?
I don't know what question three is.
So! You HAVE to be KIND to me!!
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I miss sprog x x