Conversations with a three-year-old

Mummy?  You have to be very kind to me today.

Oh?  Why's that?

Because today I'm feeling a bit bored.

I don't think you are.

I am.  I'm ever so bored.

I'm not sure you know what bored means.

I do.

What does it mean then?

I want you to tell me.

No.  I want you to tell me.  What do you think bored means?

Well.  Okay.  I've got three questions.  Question one; I'm feeling bored.  Question two; I'm a bit delicate because I might have eaten a sugar ant.  Question three; well, what's question three Mummy?

I don't know what question three is.

So!  You HAVE to be KIND to me!!

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Lucy
I've said it before and I'll say it again. I want to chat to Sprog.
minks

I miss sprog x x

Snaggletooth
What? All seems perfectly logical to me.

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